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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
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I put the laughter in manslaughter
how’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast
we have really good taxi drivers
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we may disagree on here about gymnasts but we can all agree on one thing
fuck wasps

Happy 19th Birthday Aly Raisman!
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Rebecca Tunney - Great Britain
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who the flip cares what you do in qualification
Jordyn Wieber does.
touche
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who the flip cares what you do in qualification
Obv you’re new to the sport of gymnastics because qualifications is extermly important, it determines whether you get into team finals, all around finals and event finals.
Also… Aliya wasn’t that consistant considering she fell on the beam during all around and i believe Sandra Izbasa was very consistent. You don’t need hard tricks to be consistent. Sandra has an easy bar routine but she doesn’t fall like other gymnasts and makes around the same mistakes as Aliya minus the falls so i think she was quite consistent. Also, Aly was consistent i guess…
oops thats not what i meant, i know how qualification works
i just meant when it comes to medals and shit as long as you qualify into a final the judges dont care what you did in qualification
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who the flip cares what you do in qualification