the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor
NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS
are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer
this will always be funny
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
hate when that happens
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
he has no nose??
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"